Normally a name given to a Greek guy with dark hair and dark eyes.

"Aristide" guys are rare, but this is for a good thing because they are amazingly hot, nice and lovable!
girl 1: OMG that guy is amazing I'de love to ...
Jess: ... Aristide's MY boyfriend...

girl 1: Ah.
by mareilsurmauldre January 14, 2011
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Weed, Marijuana (not hash)

derived from the former Dictator of Haiti, Jean Bertran Aristide.

Kind of in the cockney vain of slang terms (rhyming with the original term, Aristide-weed)
I went down to the Plaza and I met a couple of fine african gentlemen who were able to introduce me to President Aristide
by Lou Stenspayce April 2, 2004
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a laid back beach-bum type who likes pizza and skateboards. It will probably steal your chillskin if you leave it laying around.
Person#1: "someone stole my chillskin!"
Person#2: "That is such an aristides thing to do"
by nottoosure February 3, 2010
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A guy who is very overdramatic,he results on past relationships for comfort and has to apologize a lot.He doesn’t like losing friendships and often loses them.He cares about the people he has been vulnerable to and he doesn’t like to lose them.He is a good guy to be around
Person:hey Aristides do u wanna go out?
by crying baby 18 November 21, 2021
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A shit pe teacher who decided to come to school in a suit, unbutton it in front of yr 7s and he is gay. Kill yourself simps
by your mothers nyash November 20, 2022
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He is a Greek man who lives in sandwich projects. He has butterfingers because he always fumbles. His accomplice is Owen enshrine. His first words were "Giannis Antekoumpo"
Aristides Skordas is a fumble God. He doesn't get with any hoes
by TeddyGainmz May 31, 2023
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